Crazy News Reporters | Rudy Mancuso, Lele Pons & Anwar Jibawi


>>LELE PONS: I’m not screaming.
>>RUDY MANCUSO: Why are you yelling bro?
>>LELE PONS: Am I yelling right now?
[news music]
>>RUDY MANCUSO: Good evening I’m Julio Sanchez.
>>LELE PONS: And I’m Elenora Pons.
>>RUDY MANCUSO: And welcome to evening news with…Julio Sanchez.
>>LELE PONS: And Elenora Pons.
>>RUDY MANCUSO: So some crazy [bleep] is happening in the world right now.
>>LELE PONS: Really crazy [bleep]
>>RUDY MANCUSO: Excuse me [bleep]. I’m talking.
Um, at approximately 3 AM last night…
>>LELE PONS: That doesn’t make any sense.
>>RUDY MANCUSO: There was a robber.
>>RUDY MANCUSO: I’m sorry?
>>LELE PONS: You can’t say last night at 3 AM in the morning.
>>RUDY MANCUSO: Actually, I can say whatever I want because this is my…
>>LELE PONS: You either say morning or night.
>>RUDY MANCUSO: I can say whatever the [bleep] I want. How about that?
>>LELE PONS: No you can’t and you’re turtleneck is stupid.
>>RUDY MANCUSO: Please excuse my [bleep] [bleep], piece of [bleep] cohost.
As I was saying at about 3 AM
reports came in of a bank robbery.
The robber was apparently armed and extremely dangerous.
Unfortunately the suspect remains
unknown, but there is a police sketch.
As you can see here, so if you see anybody looks like this please contact the police.
>>LELE PONS: In other news, women all over the world are protesting
>>RUDY MANCUSO: No body cares about that.
Can we talk about…let’s talk about
soccer, huh?
>>LELE PONS: Soccer?
>>RUDY MANCUSO: Lele, listen to me. This is America. Okay. The people here only care about five things. Let me explain.
[Bleep].
Sports.
Starbucks.
Beyonce.
And um…
and [bleep].
>>LELE PONS: What about education? Poverty? Health care?
>>RUDY MANCSUO: Yeah. Nobody cares about them.
>>LELE PONS: [complaing in Spanish]
>>RUDY MANCUSO: Okay. We now have a live weather update from Carlos the weather man.
Carlos.
Carlos?
Carlos?
Can you hear us?
K. Guys forgive us. We’re having some technical diff-
>>ANWAR JIBAWI: Thank you Julio! Yeah bro, they said it was going to rain, but like, it’s not raining.
>>RUDY MANCUSO: Okay. Thanks a lot Carlos.
>>LELE PONS: In other news, Donald Trump might be the president of the United States.
>>RUDY MANCUSO: Ugh.
>>LELE PONS: So we’re all [bleep].
>>RUDY MANCUSO: Why’s everybody tripping about Donald Trump?
>>RUDY MANCUSO: I think he’s alright.
>>LELE PONS: I don’t know maybe because he hates everybody that’s like us.
>>RUDY MANCUSO: What good-looking people?
>>LELE PONS: Oh my God.
>>RUDY MANCUSO: In other news, Jennifer Lopez, um, is…I just think she’s hot.
>>LELE PONS: In other news, Julio here is a piece of [bleep].
>>RUDY MANCUSO: What can I say? I’m a ladies man.
>>LELE PONS: You think you’re so good looking like that?
>>RUDY MANCUSO: Yeah. I think I am. I think I am good looking as a matter of fact.
Julio Sanchez. Follow me on Twitter.
>>LELE PONS: You look like a child molester.
>>RUDY MANCUSO: Can we
change this background? It’s so depressing over here. Can we?
Oh yeah! Now we’re talking!
Now we’re talking!
This is what I’m talking about!
>>LELE PONS: Come here! Change it back!
>>RUDY MANCUSO: Are you serious? You’re always ruining everything.
>>LELE PONS: Anyways the Prime Minister of Australia…
>>RUDY MANCUSO: The Prime Minster of…No one gives a [bleep] bro.
>>LELE PONS: You know why don’t you talk about the truth.
>>RUDY MANCUSO: I told you. Starbucks. [Bleep]. And me.
>>LELE PONS: What are you talking about?
>>RUDY MANCUSO: Julio Sanchez. Follow me on Twitter.
>>LELE PONS: You know what…
>>LELE PONS: Tell the truth!
>>RUDY MANCUSO: Julio Sanchez.
>>LELE PONS: Why don’t you…
>>RUDY MANCUSO: Julio Sanchez. Follow me on Twitter.
>>LELE PONS: Why don’t you tell the truth?
>>RUDY MANCUSO: Follow me on Twitter
>>LELE PONS: Why don’t you tell everybody where you were last night?
>>RUDY MANCUSO: I was at home last night watching The Bachelorette.
>>LELE PONS: So you weren’t robbing the bank?
>>RUDY MANCUSO: That’s ridiculous.
>>LELE PONS: You know what? I bet he has a gun in his pocket right now.
>>RUDY MANCUSO: Don’t be ridiculous. That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard in my entire life. She’s making [bleep] up. It’s so stupid.
>>LELE PONS: You saw that?
>>RUDY MANCUSO: Why don’t you tell everybody about you?
>>LELE PONS: What about me? Calm…
>>RUDY MANCUSO: What about me?
>>LELE PONS: Calm down.
>>RUDY MANCUSO:Oh? I am calm. I’m super calm.
>>LELE PONS: We’re on live TV!
>>RUDY MANCUSO: Oh. We’re on live TV. I didn’t…so we shouldn’t talk about how you’ve had sex with everybody at the studio. Okay.
>>RUDY MANCUSO: You know. I can’t talk about how you had sex with the sound guy, the camera guy, me, the weather man.
Ridiculous. You’re just like your sister.
>>LELE PONS: Do not talk about my sister!
>>RUDY MANCUSO: You don’t talk to me like that!
[Lele Pons & Rudy Mancuso arguing]
>>RUDY MANCUSO: Oh wait, wait, wait hold on.
Okay. That’s all for tonight folks. Thank
you so much for watching.
I’m Julio Sanchez.
>>LELE PONS: And I’m Elenora Pons
>>RUDY MANCUSO: And thank you for watching.
>>LELE PONS: You [bleep].
>>RUDY MANCUSO: You’re a [bleep].
>>LELE PONS: You’re a [bleep].
>>RUDY MANCUSO: I had sex with your sister.
>>LELE PONS: I had sex with your brother and your father.
>>RUDY MANCUS: I…what?
[exit music]

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  3. The legend has it carlos is still there waiting it to rain πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  4. "excuse me b*tch I'm talking"
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    Omg when he showed starbucks omgg I'm like yeaaaaa πŸ€™

  5. Rudy stopped making funny videos like this for e.g collab with Juanpa, Anwar. They used to be so funny. But still then he makes great musical videos nowadays but I wish he also made this kind of skits too.

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