Dildo Stands Out in a Big Way


SO. [ LAUGHTER ] IF YOU’VE BEEN WATCHING THIS SHOW, THIS MONTH, YOU KNOW THAT I HAVE BECOME ENTRANCED WITH A TOWN IN NEWFOUNDLAND, A SMALL TOWN. THERE ARE ONLY ABOUT 1500 RESIDENTS OF THIS TOWN, BUT WHAT MAKES IT STAND OUT IN A BIG WAY IS THE NAME, WHICH APPARENTLY WAS THE SUBJECT OF AN EARLY ’90S PROFILE ON THE CBC.>>ABOUT 1,000 PEOPLE LIVE IN THIS LITTLE FISHING VILLAGE ON TRINITY BAY. IT’S SIMILAR TO HUNDREDS OF VILLAGES ON NEWFOUNDLAND’S EAST COAST, EXCEPT FOR ONE THING. ITS NAME. IT’S CALLED DILDO, A WORD THAT HAS COME TO MEAN AN ARTIFICIAL PENIS.>>Jimmy: YES, INDEED, IT HAS COME TO MEAN THAT.>>TOURISTS HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO COME HERE ONLY TO HAVE THEIR PICTURES TAKEN STANDING BESIDE THIS SIGN.>>Jimmy: I HOPE THAT’S HIS PROFILE PICTURE ON TINDER.>>Jimmy: I’VE BEEN DOING A LOT OF RESEARCH ON DILL DDO. EVERY SUMMER THEY HAVE SCAVENGER HUNTS AND DANCES. STAY AWAY FROM THE CUP OF CHOWDER AND THE DILDO STICKY PUDDIN’ THOUGH. SOUNDS LIKE A LOT OF FUN.>>WE ARE HERE IN DILDO FOR DILDO DAYS. WE HAVE LONG-TIME VOLUNTEER DAISY SMITH AS MASTER OF THE SUF. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PART OF DILDO DAYS? >>I LOVE THE FIREWORKS. THAT’S MY FAVORITE.>>THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH.>>YOU’RE WELCOME.>>THAT’S WHAT’S HAPPENING HERE IN YOUR COMMUNITY IN DILDO FOR DILDO DAYS.>>Jimmy: HOW MANY TIMES DO THEY SAY IT? WELL, YES, AND THEY HAVE FIREWORKS, AND THERE’S EVEN A DILDO DAYS PARADE. AND THIS YEAR THEY HAD A SPECIAL GRAND MARSHAL.>>I WOULD SAY A COUPLE OF THINGS. NUMBER ONE IS SPEND MORE TIME ON YOUR KNEES THAN ON THE INTERNET.>>Jimmy: RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT. THANK YOU. ANYWAY, WE’RE GOING TO BE CHATTING WITH THE FOLKS IN DILDO TOMORROW. THE DILDODIANS AS THEY ARE KNOWN, AND IF ALL GOES WELL, WE

98 comments

  1. That's okay! What about a sex day?
    I'd say it should be celebrated when two pornstars had a sex.
    Does anyone knows that?

  2. If he looked a little harder it's even funnier because its across the bay from a place called spread eagle. Lol

  3. Just getting around now to laughing at a town's name huh… it's not like it existed before this week/month/year/decade/century you know… a little slow are we?

  4. I burst out laughing immediately I started watching. Never watch comedy in a library. 😂😂😂😂😂

  5. OMG!  Kimmel pronounced 'Newfoundland' correctly!  Amazing…no small feat for anybody outside Canada. 🙂

  6. This town was molded from the passion that pumps through the veins of the for-skin father's who mounted this cuntry.

  7. I got a good laugh the first couple times….. but it’s old now lol let it go already, I think trump gives you enough ammunition every day to draw enough laughter for centuries

  8. Uhoh! The Americans have discovered our country. We Canadians better be prepared for an invasion, once they find Canada on a map.

  9. My driver's ed teacher had a story about being broken down on the side of the road and seeing people laugh at him until he realized he was leaning against a sign that said dip and had an arrow pointing right at him.

  10. Hi jimmy you should head to donegal in Ireland. Their is a place called Muff and yes it has a diving club.

  11. The media is controlled by corporate world these days .all of these channel owners are business men having zero thinking about welfare of people and only want to protect their interests . Zero journalism .

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