Honest Headlines


SO THIS FIRST STORY COMES FROM
“THE NEW YORK TIMES” AND THE HEADLINE READS, LIFTING LIGHTER
WEIGHTS CAN BE JUST AS EFFECTIVE AS HEAVIER ONES. THAT WAS THE HEADLINE BUT THE
HONEST HEADLINE SHOULD HAVE SAID LITTLE NERD SCIENTIST THINKS
HE’S STRONG TOO. THIS NEXT STORY, THE NEXT ONE
CAME FROM THE HUFFINGTON POST, AND THE HEADLINE READ, MAN QUITS
JOB TO BECOME FULL TIME POKEMON GO PLAYER. THAT WAS THE HEADLINE. THE HONEST HEADLINE SHOULD HAVE
READ MAN DISAPPOINTS PARENTS MORE THAN THEY EVER THOUGHT
POSSIBLE. THIS IS ONE WE SAW ON CNN, ON
CNN THE HEADLINE READ MODEL AND SNAPCHAT C.E.O. GET ENGAGED. THAT WAS THE HEADLINE. THE HONEST HEADLINE SHOULD HAVE
SAID BREAKING, HOT PERSON MARRIES RICH PERSON. HERE IS ANOTHER ONE ON CNN, THE
HEADLINE READ STARBUCKS MOVES TO BLOCK PORN ON WI-FI. THAT WAS THE HEADLINE. THE HONEST HEADLINE SHOULD HAVE
SAID AMERICA COMES ON DUNKIN’. THIS HEADLINE COMES FROM THE
HUFFINGTON POST. AND THIS READ STUDY CONFIRMS
MARIO KART REALLY DOES MAKE YOU A BETTER DRIVER. THAT WAS THE HEADLINE BUT IT
SHOULD HAVE READ SCIENCE SCIENTIST WITHOUT GOT CAUGHT
PLAYING MARIO KART HAS AMAZING SAVE.>>AND THIS NEXT ONE, U.K. PUBLICATION, THE MIRROR, AND THE
HEADLINE READS OVERHEATING WOMAN SUNBATHES IN MIDDLE OF A TRAFFIC
JAM AS U.K. TEMPERATURES CONDITION TO RISE. THAT WAS THE HEADLINE. THE HONEST HEADLINE SHOULD HAVE
SAID JAMES CORDEN MISTAKEN FOR WOMAN ON VACATION.

37 comments

  1. why did people laugh when he read out 'lifting lighter weights can be just effective as heavier ones' ?

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