So Much News, So Little Time – Nepotism, Impeachment & the Freedom Caucus: The Daily Show


There’s so much news, we’ve got to to handle it
in another installment of Ain’t Nobody
Got Time For That. -♪ ♪
-(cheering, applause) All right,
let’s get straight into it. Remember how Donald Trump
and Ivanka promised they wouldn’t
turn the White House into a mom and pop store? Yeah? No nepotism, remember that? Well, clearly, they don’t. Breaking news,
first daughter Ivanka Trumptaking on a new official role
in the White House.
REPORTER:His daughter Ivanka
getting a new title:
assistant to the president.
An official, though unpaid,
government employee.
The move coming in spite
of Ivanka’s assertion last yearthat she wouldn’t be joining
her father’s team.
People think that you’re gonna be part of
the administration, Ivanka. I’m… No, I’m going
to be a daughter. And a liar. Well, I mean, look,
we all knew… we all knew that Donald couldn’t stand to be
apart from Ivanka, you know? And in his four-year term
he was eventually gonna find some way
to bring her in, but… but two months? I’m shocked at the…
Like, two months in? This guy has the patience
of a toddler. Like, a smart man would
go for the long con. You know? Trump is the guy standing
outside the jewelry store going, “And now we wait
till the guards go home, “and then what we… “Screw it, let’s go in now! Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah!” And, by the way, this story
comes on top of the news that Eric Trump, the least
(bleep)-able of the Trumps, admitted… admitted
inForbesthat, contrary to whathesaid, his dad would still
be running the businesses. That’s what he told us. Yeah. He was like, “Remember how,
back in late February, “I said I wouldn’t involve
my dad in our businesses? Well, now I’m gonna report
to him sometimes all the time.” Now, on any other day,
this flaring new evidence of the president blatantly
putting family over ethics would dominate our time. Bu then you turn the page
and you’re like, “Oh, (bleep), world news.” Breaking news we’re following
out of South Korea. The ousted president
Park Geun-hye has been arrested.It is the latest
in a corruption scandal
which saw Park removed
from office earlier this month.
Park is accused of bribery
and abuse of power, letting her close friend
extort millions of dollars from companies,
including Samsung. Wow. A president impeached, removed from office, and thrown in jail. Imagine that. No, no, seriously. Let’s all close our eyes
and imagine that. (cheering, applause) Mmm. The story of South Korea’s
president being arrested isn’t just big news there,
it also affects America. You see, the U.S. has stationed
thousands of troops in South Korea just in case
North Korea baby man has too much boom boom juice. But now, with South Korea’s
president in jail, no one knows if her replacement
is gonna be friendly to the U.S. But, let’s be honest,
who has time for the world when America’s own baby man
is declaring war back at home? Now, today, President Trump
turned to Twitter to threaten some members
of his own party. REPORTER:
Here it is: (reading)
Members of the caucus are not
simply taking it on the chin. Far from it. The Michigan
Republican Justin Amash tweeting today: (reading) -AUDIENCE: Ooh!
-Now… Now… First of all, that was
a good burn. Secondly… this is when you realize how extreme American politics
has become. Freedom Caucus guy
is accusing Donald Trump– Donald Trump– of being
an establishment politician. Yeah. That’s like calling
Godzilla a city planner. That is so extreme. And, also… and, also…
Donald Trump– it’s not enough that he’s
fighting with the Democrats, the FBI, the federal court
and
Mexico, now he’s also fighting
the Republicans. He’s like a political
Jackie Chan.That’s-that’s what he’s like.He’s just slapping everybody.(laughter) (cheering and applause) I’m-I’m not gonna lie. Like, I could spend my whole
life enjoying Donald Trump in a Twitter beef
with right-wing Republicans. But-but not today. Because
I’ve got Carolina on my mind. Lawmakers in North Carolina
have reached an agreement to repeal the state’s
so-called bathroom bill, which required transgendered
people to use bathrooms that correspond with the gender
on their birth certificate. The move comes after
college basketball threatened to move more games out
of the state in protest. Wow. I knew college basketball
was big in America but big enough
to undo transphobia? That’s insane. “A man turning into a woman? “That is sick! “But not as sick as that dunk. Am I right? Yeah!” Honestly, I-I can’t believe
this is still an issue. North Carolina
has become such a disgrace South Carolina has changed
its name to North Georgia. And-and while this sounds, while this sounds like
great news for equal rights, it’s not necessarily the win
that it might seem. LGBT activists, some critics,
they’re not happy. They don’t consider this
a victory. They argue
that the replacement bill still leaves room
for discrimination. That House Bill 142, it gives the state the final say regarding multi-stall bathrooms. It also prohibits cities
from issuing their own nondiscrimination
ordinances until 2020. Now, I’m sorry, but this (bleep)
is just pure evil. Because not only can
North Carolina lawmakers still discriminate,
they’ve made it illegal to block discrimination. That’s just evil. So now the infamous
bathroom bill is overturned, but the discrimination remains, which means,
luckily for Tar Heels, they can keep their slogan– welcome to North Carolina, the most confusing state
to poop in.

100 comments

  1. Once trump starts bombing it will all be fine. Americans always like presidents to use its army and weapon to bomb remote , he pre text never relevant. 1000 talk shows debating the look of the powerful rockets to tearing over some pretext photos showing a dead child. No tears shed for those killed by cornerstones and the US bombs of course. Those victims never of any relevance to the US debate.

  2. You know, America. South Korea and U.S. have free trade agreement so you can import this impeachment thing anytime you want. And don't worry about the cost. We only want one little thing since we don't have a president for now. A Obama.

  3. TR: It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat.

  4. the only problem I had of the transgender friendly bathroom was in Santa Fe, NM won't call out the restraunt, seriously only one "friendly" stall and the other marked men…. only 2, there was a damn line for the bathroom, Potter potties might have been a better idea….. and really only claiming one for one…. I don't get this, a parlor type restaurant with only 2 bathrooms….. the door locks after a single individual enters….. seriously who thinks of this shit….

  5. TRUMP 2020!!!!!YOU LOST MUTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!!!WWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

  6. terrific 4 years for the comedy show biz, hope he doesnt get impeached too soon, this is the some great material XD

  7. Kim Jong Un is unfortunately the 3rd generation ruling a nation divided by the Cold War. Fortunately he is 1st generation to be educated of West (Switzerland). I assumed he would follow examples of Shanghai, Hong Kong, etc. However with the recent BS of impeachment of South Korean 1st female President for financial scandals involving the top 3 corporations and a 'witch', more fuel was given for anti West … Good news is that many citizens may empathize, but realize that such Isolation is not beneficial for any

  8. Donald Trump saying should really be #MakeAmericaWorseAgain

    Because he ain't making any greater

  9. Obama's mom was in the white house for few years, and even got a pension for watching her grandkids. so dumb. don't hear anybody complaining about that stupidity.

  10. Ivanka Trump needs to help her father deal with his narcissism. Donald needs his co dependents to support him.

  11. For those of you who don't know, the Democratic Party has the LONGEST history of being racist. The Republican Party has been opposed to racism for many years. Read your history! Abraham Lincoln was a Republican and he was the one who petitioned to free the slaves. Guess who Abraham Lincoln was assassinated by? A Democrat. Seriously, read up on your history. Democrats have been lying to you for CENTURIES/DECADES. And yes, Hillary Clinton/the Clintons has funded the subtle genocide of African-Americans in the United States. That woman is BEYOND racist. There really is no other word for what she is. She would purposely push for abortion to become commonplace in predominantly African-American communities. She and her husband did a LOT of shady things behind the public's back (especially when the internet wasn't as interconnected as it is today). They LIE and LIE and LIE and LIE and LIE. Wiki leaks is REAL. Go read the emails Hillary Clinton and her team sent back and forth to each other. You really think someone spent time on more than 30,000 emails using REAL emails and REAL accounts just to make her lose? If it were a LIE, it would be blatant, but Hillary Clinton has been RECORDED (yes, as in COMING OUT OF HER OWN MOUTH) saying racist things. God only knows what else she's done behind everyone's back. You can only ASSUME that the emails with racist content were nothing, BUT real! She even talked shit about president Obama and claimed that "back in my day, he'd be filling up our coffee cups"… they don't care! Hillary Clinton has been involved in many assassinations. She even tried to have Julian Assange murdered while Obama was in office (the reason why he was in exile in Ecuador). They lie to you so much and it literally makes NO sense. They have NO shame whatsoever…! And when they're CAUGHT lying, they keep lying even more!! Did you guys FORGET what's been going on in the past year??

  12. For those of you who don't know, the Democratic Party has the LONGEST history of being racist. The Republican Party has been opposed to racism for many years. Read your history! Abraham Lincoln was a Republican and he was the one who petitioned to free the slaves. Guess who Abraham Lincoln was assassinated by? A Democrat. Seriously, read up on your history. Democrats have been lying to you for CENTURIES/DECADES. And yes, Hillary Clinton/the Clintons has funded the subtle genocide of African-Americans in the United States. That woman is BEYOND racist. There really is no other word for what she is. She would purposely push for abortion to become commonplace in predominantly African-American communities. She and her husband did a LOT of shady things behind the public's back (especially when the internet wasn't as interconnected as it is today). They LIE and LIE and LIE and LIE and LIE. Wiki leaks is REAL. Go read the emails Hillary Clinton and her team sent back and forth to each other. You really think someone spent time on more than 30,000 emails using REAL emails and REAL accounts just to make her lose? If it were a LIE, it would be blatant, but Hillary Clinton has been RECORDED (yes, as in COMING OUT OF HER OWN MOUTH) saying racist things. God only knows what else she's done behind everyone's back. You can only ASSUME that the emails with racist content were nothing, BUT real! She even talked shit about president Obama and claimed that "back in my day, he'd be filling up our coffee cups"… they don't care! Hillary Clinton has been involved in many assassinations. She even tried to have Julian Assange murdered while Obama was in office (the reason why he was in exile in Ecuador). They lie to you so much and it literally makes NO sense. They have NO shame whatsoever…! And when they're CAUGHT lying, they keep lying even more!! Did you guys FORGET what's been going on in the past year??

  13. 3 Facts
    Trevor is a RACIST
    Our President is
    Donald J. Trump
    and Crooked Killary Clinton is a
    Whiney Bitch

  14. THEY SAY THAT TRUMP IS NOT A RACIEST ,QUESTION WHY HE WON'T LIVE AT THE WHITE HOUSE LIKE ALL THE PAST POTUS HAVE DONE ???? NOT EVEN HIS WIFE. ALSO THERE IS NO PERSON OF COLOR IS IN ANY OF HIS CABINETS ???? NOT EVEN A DRIVER. I THINK IT'S BECAUSE THERE ARE PLENTY OF SLAVE SOULS AND THE WHITE HOUS WAS BUILT OFF BLACKS SWEAT ,TEARS,AND BLOOD IS CRAVE INSIDE. THE MOST IMPORTANT QUESTION IS WHY HE TRIES TI WIPE AWAY ANYTHING THAT PRESIDENT OBAMA NAME IS ASSOCIATED WITH ???? IT'S AS IF HE WON'T GIVE OBAMA HIS PROPS FOR THE 8 YEARS HE DONE A GREAT JOB. HIS WIFE WON'T EVEN STAY THERE, SO I THINK WHEN HE STARTS TO DEPORTING PEOPLE OUT OF THE COUNTRY HE NEEDS TO START WITH HIS OWN FAMILY. THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IS ALL REPUBLICANS TO NEED TO ADMIT ,THEY ARE ALL USING OBAMA PHRASE "MOVING"FORWARD" THAT HE CAN'T UNDO.KIND OF REMINDS YOU OF THE MOVIE CALLED DAMIEN

  15. TREVOR KEEP UP THE GOOD JOB YOU'RE DOING BY TELLING THE WHOLE STORY AND NOT SELLING THE USA OUT. PEOPLE NEEDS TO KNOW THE WHOLE TRUTH. THANK GOD FOR PEOPLE LIKE YOU WHO "KEEPS"IT"REAL" HIS WHOLE CABINET IS FULL OF MILLIONS OR BILLIONS ALL BLONDE HAIR AND BLUE EYES. SINCE HE STATED MRS.OBAMA WAS A MAN , THERE'S NOTHING BEING SAID ABOUT HIS WIFE WHO'S SHOWN OVER AND OVER AGAIN SHE WANTS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE WHITE HOUSE . THE USA IS PRAYING FOR THE TRUTH AND NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH, KINDA REMINDS YOU OF THE MOVIE "2012". DON'T STOP KEEPING IT "REAL". AND THE WALL HE WAS TALKING ABOUT BUILDING AROUND MEXICO WAS JUST TALK, HE'S GONNA BUILD THE WALL FOR HIS WINTER WHITE HOUSE, GET THE "PICTURE"?????? HOPE HE STAYS WHERE HIS FRIENDS PULL STRINGS TO GET HIM IN = THE WHITE HOUSE. OR DO HE HATES BLACKS THAT BAD THAT HE DON'T WANNA LIVE BEHIND MR.OBAMA. WHY HE HATE THE MAN SO BAD ??? HE GOT HIS BIRTH CERTIFICATE SO WHERE'S HIS TAX RETURNS ???? JUST SAYING. GOD BLESS. A LOT OF HIS SUPPORTERS ARE BEGGING FOR OBAMA CARE. THERE ARE PLENTY OF "POOR" JERRY SPRINGERS TRAILER TRASH PRAYING FOR OBAMA CARE, GUESS THEY FOR GOT "THAT"PART" IT'S 1% OF THEM BUT 99% OF US MEANING ALL NATIONS INSIDE THE USA. GUESS WE'LL GET THAT 15 DOLLAR A HOUR PAY AFTER ALL.. THAT'S WHAT HE'LL BE KNOWN FOR. IT WAS MADE

    LAW BY PRESIDENT OBAMA. SO THANKS MR.TRUMP FOR PUTTING THE ROPE AROUND YOUR OWN "NECK" AND WE THANK YOU.

  16. Having your family serving with you in the top chief position in our country, is strictly forbidden by our laws#USConstution

  17. This cinnamon pancake with ears needs to stay the fuck out of our American politics and stop bad mouthing our country and making a mockery of it just to line his pockets. This is not what my forefathers and father fought for while serving dedicatedly in WW1 WW2 and the Korean War. I am sure any true American patriot would agree no matter which political party you lean toward. This clown has become insanely rich from a country and it's people that he so shamelessly belittles on a nightly bases without even holding a green card. Now let that sink in.

  18. GOD DOES NOTNEEDS A NILL FROM ANYONE TO PASS FOR GOD TO GET THINGS DONE, SEE HOW HE SEND IRMA THE HURRICANE TO DESTROY THE WICKED ON LAND. … GOD IS NOT SLEEPING NOR HE DOES NOT SLUMBER. …. THAT IS POWER GOD DO NOT NEED HELP TO DESTROY HIS LAND. …. THAT IS POWER OK REPUBLICANS.

  19. If you keep thinking what others tell you – you believe them. Don't interrupt this gift or we will go right back to where we started.

  20. You want fire and fury? Again? Have you learned nothing? Have we not sacrificed enough? The world is ever changing. Ever spinning. Don't make it stop. And keep in mind. We are connected in the universe. What happens here – will eventually reverberate back to us if we are not careful.

  21. SIGH YOU PRONOUNCE PARK GEUN HAE idk why americans add the y sound cos theres no fucking y sound and also that lady said samsung so weird

  22. Transgender people should get their own washrooms
    1. Male 2. Female 3. Transgender Male 4. Transgender female 5. Those who identify themselves as genderless aliens

  23. Welcome to America the most confusing country where men are women, women are men, or they just don't identify as anything
    It's not Carolina it's this entire country???

  24. Oh buddy I love how you do what you do, brother Trevor, but I do worry about your safety man. You are really killing it. I just hope they never kill you.

  25. According to North Carolina politicians a transgender man who was born a woman must use the women's restroom. Just think about that for a minute.

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