Weekend Update: Jeanine Pirro on Her Fox News Suspension – SNL


>>FOX NEWS HOST JEANINE PIRRO
HAS LOST UP TO 20% OF HER ADVERTISERS SINCE MAKING
CONTROVERSIAL COMMENTS ABOUT A MUSLIM CONGRESSWOMAN.
HERE TO COMMENT IS JEANINE PIRRO.
>>HELLO, I’M JUDGE JEANINE PIRRO, AND HERE I
JUST WANT TO THANK THE BRAVE SPONSORS WHO STUCK WITH ME
DESPITE ACCUSATIONS BY THE RADICAL LOONY LEFT.
TO COMPANIES LIKE JEEP I SAY, THANK YOU.
AND TO MITSUBISHI I SAY, DOMO ARIGATO.
SORRY DANIEL-SAN, LOOKS LIKE WAX OFF.
YOU DON’T HAVE TO BE SO LOUD, CAUSE I CAN HEAR YOU.
>>NO CAN DO, BUDDY. 20 YEARS AGO I YELLED AT A
WAITER BECAUSE MY COBB SALAD HAD A CRANBERRY IN IT.
AND NOW I’M LOCKED AT THIS VOLUME EVERY DAY FOR THE REST OF
MY LIFE.>>IT’S RUMORED THAT FOX HAS
ONLY KEPT YOU ON THE AIR BECAUSE DONALD TRUMP PERSONALLY CALLED
THE NETWORK ON YOUR BEHALF.>>THAT’S BECAUSE DONALD TRUMP
IS A CLASS ACT. HE IS THE MICHAEL JORDAN OF
PRESIDENTS AND THE WESLEY SNIPES OF TAXES.
HE’S A WIZ IN THE BOARDROOM, AND SOMETIMES WIZZES A LITTLE IN THE
BEDROOM.>>JEANINE, I HATE TO ASK THIS,
BUT HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING?>>COLIN, I HAVEN’T BEEN
DRINKING. I CURRENTLY AM DRINKING.
I VOW TO ENJOY A DRINK EVERY TIME PRESIDENT TRUMP IGNORES A
CONGRESSIONAL SUBPOENA. AND LET ME TELL, MAMA IS A
LIZARD.>>DESPITE TRUMP’S STONEWALLING,
IT’S LIKELY ROBERT MUELLER WILL TESTIFY BEFORE CONGRESS.
>>WHAT! COLIN, LOOK.
THAT’S TERRIBLE IDEA. THE REPORT IS DONE.
CASE CLOSED. SENOR MUELLER HAS SPOKEN, AND HE
SAID, NO HABLO COLLUSION MAN.>>WELL, I’M GOING TO LET YOU
FINISH BEFORE I SAY THE NEXT PART.
>>OKAY.>>OKAY.
SO, THE DEMOCRATS COULD MAKE HIM TESTIFY IF THEY START
IMPEACHMENT PROCEEDINGS.>>WHAT!
COLIN JESSICA JOST, IMPEACHMENT WOULD BE CRAZY.
OKAY? THAT IS THE LAST RESORT OF THE
LOOPY LOCO LEFT WHO HATE THIS PRESIDENT AND HIS SICK MAC DADDY
ENERGY.>>WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING
ABOUT? I DON’T THINK THAT’S THE CASE
BECAUSE, LOOK, I’M SORRY THAT YOUR DRINK IS GONE BEFORE I SAY
THIS.>>BROOD BLOODY MARY.
>>NO, NO, NO, I GOT AN EXTRA ONE.
>>WHY WOULD YOU HAVE AN EXTRA DRINK?
>>THANK YOU, THANK YOU, KENAN. [ LAUGHTER ]
WHAT A NICE GUY. FUNNY, TOO.
>>SO BY IGNORING THE SUBPOENAS, I’M JUST GOING TO
HOLD YOUR ARM RIGHT HERE FOR A SECOND, BY IGNORING THE
SUBPOENAS, TRUMP MIGHT ACTUALLY GIVE DEMOCRATS MORE REASON TO
IMPEACH.>>WHAT!
NO! NO!
COLIN!>>I’M SO WET.
JEANINE PIRRO, EVERYONE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

100 comments

  1. Hey SNL enjoy your shitt sandwich with your shitt ratings. Haaaaaaaaaa🖕 KAG
    🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸👌

  2. Oh, damn a wet Colin Jost is even hotter than a dry Colin Jost! Imagine him walking out of the shower… Let me stop.🤤🤤🤤🤤

  3. 2:15 Cecily already wanted to throw (she started to swing her hand) the drink but she saw that Colin had one more line lol

  4. Enjoy the comments stating this isn't an accurate impression, probably the same people upset at Fey's Palin appearances.

  5. She is so good at this character. The only problem I have is at 1:16…like…I shouldn't be getting turned on by Jeanine Pirro. I would never get turned on by Jeanine Pirro. So ultimately, Cecily's impression fails, because I am currently turned on.

  6. this is so underrated and i think everyone needs the joy of laughing their asses off to colin getting drenched by cecily strong

  7. The real Judge Jeanine is even more crazed than this portrayal. Let's not forget the real "LAW AND ORDER" Judge got arrested for going 105 miles per hour, and her husband she divorced is a jailbird in a Federal prison for crimes he committed while married to this nutcase.

  8. This is why this show will never be taken off because its like life it keeps reinventing itself but it will be sometime will be on its last leg but for now kudos to the writers and up and coming comedians

  9. I lost it at “Mac Daddy Energy” and never fully recovered lol. Cecily absolutely kills it anytime she does Jeanine Pirro. Hopefully with the inquiry going on, SNL will keep this going

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